So here I am standing in the kitchen minding my own business when the kids show up.
Caiden is crawling, with his teeth bared. Rebecca is holding his shoulder and leading him toward me.
I say, "Um....can I help you two?" And Rebecca responds: "This is a swamp rat. And he's *very* hungry. You better feed him, because he likes ankles. But only if he can't find any cookies." At which point, not kidding you, Caiden wraps his arms around my legs, and points his open mouth at my feet!
Rebecca continues with her most innocent face, "So...do you think you should find some cookies? Or do you like your ankles?"
These children terrify me. :P
To be honest, this sounds very much like another set of "little monsters" I knew many years ago. :)
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